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Steven Wright quotes

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. My friend has a baby. I'm...

70 Groucho Marx quotes

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Groucho Marx was an American comedian, actor, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is generally considered to...

Margaret Thatcher quotes

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It's a funny old world. I like Mr Gorbachev, we can do business together. No woman in my time will be prime minister or chancellor or...

Rodney Dangerfield quotes

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My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock. I saved a girl from being attacked last...

A collection of cryptocurrency quotes

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We see bitcoin as potentially the greatest social network of all. Tyler Winklevoss Bitcoins are like gold bars with wings. That is why I, and so...

Mitch Hedberg quotes

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I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy. If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be...

58 Richard Bach quotes

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Richard Bach is an American writer widely known as the author of some of the 1970s' biggest sellers, including Jonathan Livingston Seagull and Illusions:...

50 William Faulkner quotes

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William Cuthbert Faulkner was an American writer and Nobel Prize laureate from Oxford, Mississippi. Faulkner wrote novels, short stories, screenplays, poetry, essays, and a...

Charles de Gaulle quotes

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Charles de Gaulle was a French army officer and statesman who led the French Resistance against Nazi Germany in World War II and chaired...

Over 80 Ernest Hemingway quotes

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Ernest Hemingway was an American journalist, novelist, short-story writer, and sportsman. Hemingway produced most of his work between the mid-1920s and the mid-1950s, and...

60 Euripides quotes

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Euripides was a tragedian of classical Athens. Along with Aeschylus and Sophocles, he is one of the three ancient Greek tragedians for whom a...

George Carlin quotes

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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left...