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Steven Wright quotes
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
My friend has a baby. I'm...
70 Groucho Marx quotes
Groucho Marx was an American comedian, actor, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star. A master of quick wit, he is generally considered to...
Margaret Thatcher quotes
It's a funny old world.
I like Mr Gorbachev, we can do business together.
No woman in my time will be prime minister or chancellor or...
Rodney Dangerfield quotes
My cousins gay, he went to London only to find out that Big Ben was a clock.
I saved a girl from being attacked last...
A collection of cryptocurrency quotes
We see bitcoin as potentially the greatest social network of all.
Tyler Winklevoss
Bitcoins are like gold bars with wings. That is why I, and so...
Mitch Hedberg quotes
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be...
58 Richard Bach quotes
Richard Bach is an American writer widely known as the author of some of the 1970s' biggest sellers, including Jonathan Livingston Seagull and Illusions:...
50 William Faulkner quotes
William Cuthbert Faulkner was an American writer and Nobel Prize laureate from Oxford, Mississippi. Faulkner wrote novels, short stories, screenplays, poetry, essays, and a...
Charles de Gaulle quotes
Charles de Gaulle was a French army officer and statesman who led the French Resistance against Nazi Germany in World War II and chaired...
Over 80 Ernest Hemingway quotes
Ernest Hemingway was an American journalist, novelist, short-story writer, and sportsman. Hemingway produced most of his work between the mid-1920s and the mid-1950s, and...
60 Euripides quotes
Euripides was a tragedian of classical Athens. Along with Aeschylus and Sophocles, he is one of the three ancient Greek tragedians for whom a...
George Carlin quotes
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left...